Airport observations

Observations of the airport in Frankfort, Germany:
-An entire legion of adults guzzling Beck's at noon (if you can't beat 'em, join 'em)
-An American tourist wearing his money belt on the outside of his pants (note: the pickpockets see right through that trick)
-Standing smoker stations intermittently throughout the airport in poorly ventilated areas

Observations of the airport in Washington D.C.:
-A line of at least 20 people waiting impatiently for Wendy's, while the Potbelly's at the end of the terminal was deserted (same price, better quality ... odd)
-Unconvincing drag queen giggling into an unresponsive pay phone
-Smokers lounge walled off by glass (inside looks quite like a sauna, although I've heard that cancer isn't good for your pores)