The Plague of Breeders

This is not a joke. The situation is out of control. There are simply too many straight people in this world.

On an excruciatingly boring Thursday night at work I did a profile search on MySpace for gay males within 5 miles of my hometown in Florida between the ages of 25-30 ... juuuuuuuuuust curious. Number of hits??? FOUR.

Fine fine fine ... if any man knows what's good for him he'll quickly run away from the excess flesh and lack of teeth that Polk County is famous for.

Perhaps the boys of Lakeland have moved on to conquer queerer pastures. A highschool profile search, then, for the gays of my alma mater.

NONE. It seems that I am the only gay man of the class of 1998.

Has anyone ever seen the British comedy show "Little Britain", and the Welsh character named Daffyd (David) that always laments "I am the only gay in the village" (check it out at: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/littlebritain/characters/daffyd.shtml). It's almost my life.

Thank god for DC, my oasis in a desert of procreating freaks.