2006 Cutting Room Floor

Random blog comments that didn't make the cut for 2006

-DC is way too small if I'm running into girls that I've kissed from house parties when I'm at the gay bar.

-being aroused by a carwash sign: "Hot lustra triple foaming polish"

-20% of the world's helium is used to cool MRI machines; 8% is used for balloons

-Comment from a grocery store cashier that made me stifle a giggle: "Do you mind if I put your raw meat in plastic?"

-Random quote: "If there's room for doubt, there's room for hope"

-A first "date" where the following were discussed: symbolic circumcision for admission to the Jewish faith, yeast infections in one's mouth, Pious Potato (name of an imaginary potato-only hut), and effective use of pepper spray … che romantico, eh ragazzi?

-Spinach scare of 2006: I often wondered if the other leafed salad components were like "finally, my chance in the spotlight! 2006 will be the year of rugola!!!" Do salad leaves get jealous?

-When some straight men dance it looks like someone administering the Heimlich maneuver on himself