Metro sightings

Metro sightings in the past few weeks:

-A sign indicating 1 in 4 suffers from a mental illness, to which I realize that there are more people on the Metro with IPODs then there are those with mental illnesses.

-A man dressed entirely in pink: pink dress, pink pearls, and pink high-tops (not high heels ... really, high-tops). And not very convincing as a woman.

-A man in complete tribal garb, with clattering shark-tooth necklaces and a rainstick.

-A bride and groom, dressed for the aisle ("Do you take ... the red line?" ... "I do" ...)

-A man knitting ... what?

-A construction worker with a hardhat that had "Bruce Willis" printed on it.

-A woman who crossed herself immediately upon entrance to the carriage (can you blame her?).