Freakishly interesting websites

http://www.urbandictionary.com/
Sup, yo? What's good? What it is? I'm straight (whaaaaaaaat?), dude. Peep this while I freak this, yadadamean?


http://locker-room.com/fl/vanilla/?nats=MTAwMDU1ODo1OjE,1,0,0,0
WARNING !!! Do not open unless you are ready for a laugh, but for god's sake keep the children (or your partner) away from the screen. 3 simple steps: choose orifice, choose sensation, choose color (it's like shopping for any regular purchase, only this time you have the chance to give something back)


http://www.nationalpeanutboard.org/
Just in case you aren't sick of nuts from the previous website, here's an opportunity to indulge yourself in yet another salty substance. You can even click on the cartoon peanut "Buddy MeNutty" (why does that sound like something a Catholic priest would say?)


http://www.clubdeibrutti.com/index.html
The World Association of Ugly Persons. Come again? (I can't after those last two sites!) Sigh, leave it up to the Italians to create a club that goes against everything Italians treasure: beauty, beauty, and scantily-clad women in sparkly outfits. This organization fights the tidal wave of ugliness-discrimination (hey talk to Darwin about that one), and despite the bizarre name it actually sounds like a decent group that's fighting for a good cause! Website's in Italian, however :-( But check out their gift shop for boxers ("bello sotto", loosely translated as "handsome down under", and T-shirts designed to seduce).


http://postsecret.blogspot.com/
Shocking, stupefying, and downright unbelievable! (what is, Michael Jackson producing offspring?) Check out some dirty laundry being anonymously aired (not MJ's), and some truly heartbreaking confessions.


http://www.galenfrysinger.com/quaker_steak.htm
This restaurant is named "Quaker Steak and Lube". Um ... um ... *sigh*. Where to begin? Well, at least there is a drive-thru for those who like to get in and get out. And get in and get out. And get in and get out.


http://www.yodcards.com/
Custom printed playing cards, initially founded by a teenager entrepreneur. Slogan? "With us, you're on deck". Sounds like an ace in the hole (ooh, spades are rather sharp).


http://www.daretowearwhite.com/
Dare to wear white? What, before or after Labor Day? Ooooh, this website is for the ladies, or those having difficulty controlling their bowels. Hoping to take the tampon out of taboo ... wait, I got that messed up, sorry - take the taboo out of menstruation, this website hopes to unite women by sharing stories of how they bleed for 3 days but still don't die (stolen from South Park, but I had to say it).


http://www.threadless.com/
Original T-shirt designs, or submit your own! You can even have it imprinted on white, should you be so daring!


http://www.cleanbutt.com/
Quite different from http://www.wipeyourassproperly.com/, this website gives us a unique look into the world of the bidet. Check out the links under "Resources", including: streaming video (um, if I wanted to see that kind of video I'd go to Xtube, thank you very much), and Quality and Safety Assurances (we've all seen what fire hoses can do to solid structures, and I for one am very delicate back there...). Slogan? "A Happy Butt is a Clean Butt". Hmm... can anyone think of another word for "happy"? Ergo, the slogan (hopefully) remains true.