Public toilets

“May I use your restroom please?”

“Certainly – it’s just down the hall on your left.”

I have noticed a recent trend, or requirement by law, that bars, restaurants, and even MRI testing facilities must post signs in their bathrooms to inform their patrons of how clean a joint they operate.

You know the sign: “Employees must wash hands before returning to work.”

So … where is the sign that says: “EVERYONE must wash their friggin’ hands before returning to anywhere!”

Not so much for the ladies, but come on guys … would you shake hands with your own mother after shaking hands with the mayor?

I certainly hope not … do us all a favor and clean up after your business.