Here is a photocopied essay, printed on bright green paper and conspicuously placed in the wedge between seats of a Metro car today. Seems whoever printed and left it wanted to make sure it was discovered. It was so amusing I decided to share the joy with all of you:
The "Pre-War Man"
"CIA GOD FATHER"
"A lie detector test can discover the truth"
To cover up the U.S. Homeland civil war that all began around the middle of May 2006. AND to cover up the fact that I overthrown George Bush the 1st, the 2nd and Donald Rumsfeld back in 2006:
The spies supporting George Bush have been using "CIA spy technology" to mis-lead the public about me and my facts stated. I am also the person that invented the "Pre-War plan". George Bush and other people emulated my "Pre-War plan" and called it "Pre-War Intelligence.
*How it feels when ever someone is being mind washed
1. Sometimes it feels like a smaller version of how your face and head feels when standing up after you did a head stand for at least 5 minutes. Kind of like a head rush.
2. Sometimes it feels like fluid running through parts of your face or head the same tempature as your blood.
3. Sometimes it feels like your head is moving when it's really not.
4. Sometimes it feels like your head or face is shifting composures. You would have to stand still for at least 2-3 minutes after the time a feeling is transfered into your mind in order to be aware of being mind washed. You will either feel these kinds of feelings at our nose, mouth, fourhead, the top of your head or the back of your head.
They will mind wash someone with good feelings about me to cover up how it feels when ever being mind washed. They will mind wash you to feel turned off, bored or out of touch about my info. Even strange feelings can be transfered into someone. They can also mind wash people while sleep.
They also have "CIA spy sound travel devices" used to create people talking in public and over the phone. Sound travels of people talking are usually created to start rumors and negitive talk about me and to stall time. Sound travel devices can record any ones voic......
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End of transmission from Mars ... *ahem* I mean from the green Metro paper.
Well, I've never been one for conspiracy theories, but if the current administration is resorting to torture and lying about it, perhaps this guy/girl isn't that far off track...
Man- suddenly I feel dizzy ....
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2 comments:
I think the Pre-War Man visited me in the Apple store one day...a man came in and I asked if he needed help, to which he muttered something about an immaculate conception. After staring at him blankly I asked if I could help him find anything. He just wanted to look at a computer, so I pointed him in the right direction.
He came back asking why he couldn't log into his email, to which I replied I didn't know. He proceeded to tell me that it had happened before, only in this particular store, and because he used to be in the CIA, Apple was keeping an eye out for him. He claimed that the computers "in the back" were programmed to know when he tried to log in. *blank stare* I assured him that our managers and computers in the back were doing nothing of the sort. He told me he was in the CIA during the Bay of Pigs and when there was an assassination attempt on Bill Clinton and that Steve Jobs was out to get him. *blank stare*
He left saying that he couldn't come back to the store anymore to check his email because they were watching him.
that guy called in to coast to coast last night
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